In Case You Didn't Get Enough...

Here are some more doctor visit funnies I thought of--mostly in the middle of the night. I actually had to get up and write them down. Sad, I know.

I'm here to see the pediatrician.
Here's lookin' at you, kid!

I'm here to see the doctor about my scoliosis.
Don't get so bent out of shape.

I'm here to see the pulmonologist.
Well, as I live and breathe, look who's here!

I'm here to see the cardiologist.
Go on in. We don't miss a beat around here.

I'm here to see the dentist.
I'm just filling in.

I'm here to see the plastic surgeon.
You seem a little nosey.

I'm here to see the periodontist.
Let's get to the root of this.

And if that's not bad enough, my Facebook friends joined in on the fun. Here are my sister's contributions:

I'm here to see the hearing-impaired specialist.
Please sign in.

I'm here to see the pharmacist.
He just drug in.

I'm here to see the neurosurgeon.
We'll let you cut ahead (get it? cut a head???)

Wish me luck... i'm going to try to get into the orthopedic surgeon.
Break a leg!

And some other appropriate ones...

I'm here to see the neurologist.
Ya think?

I'm here to see the endocrinologist.
Eh, don't sweat it.

I'm here to see the allergist
It's nothing to sneeze at.

I'm here to see the obstetrician
You're pushing it.

I'm here to see the ear, nose, and throat specialist.
'Snot good!

No more, I promise. My brain has moved on (finally) to other nonsensical lists. Thanks for playing, everyone!