Did You Hear The One About the Doctor Visit?

This post all started when my friend, who works in health care, mentioned that she went to visit the mammography department to see if they could squeeze her in. That made me giggle because I'm just immature like that, but the ball started rolling in my head that hasn't quit for the past few days. So here is the beginning of a new list of doctor's office funnies that I came up with.

I'm here for a mammogram.
I'll see if I can squeeze you in.

I'm here to see the dermatologist.
Well, let's not make a mountain out of a molehill.

I'm here to talk to the doctor about my obesity.
I'll see if I can fit you in.

I'm here for a breast exam.
I feel ya.

I'm here to see the chiropractor.
He's going to crack you up today.

I'm here to see the gynecologist.
He'll be here soon. Put your feet up and get comfortable.

I'm here for a rectal exam.
Bottom's up!

I'm here for a filling.
Have a seat. You know the drill.

I'm here for a colonoscopy.
You're so full of crap.

I'm here to see the psychiatrist.
There will be a wait. We've all been a little crazy today.

I'm here for a vision exam.
Let's see here...

I'm here to get my hearing checked.
Huh? (you didn't see that one coming, did you? hee hee)

Feel free to add more in your comments. Oh, and if you're over 14, um....sorry and thanks for indulging in my humor. :)