Thursday, March 25, 2010

Grosser than Gross

What's Gross? Germs.
What's Grosser? Germs on McDonalds' playland.
What's Grosser than Gross? My 2- and 3-year-old licking the playland.

What's Gross? Feet.
What's Grosser? Wet socks.
What's Grosser than Gross? Picking up wet socks and starting to put them on your child only to realize than are not even ours.

Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. May I help you?
NO. I have to go home and disinfect my family. Thank you.

2 comments:

Darla said...

Ewww... Gross! :-)

dulce de leche said...

LOL. So accurate--I think that we have done all of the exact same things. Ew, ew ew.