There are some things that go great together, like peanut butter and jelly. Other things can be a fatal mix, like alcohol and certain medications. I've found in parenting that there are some bad combinations, too--not fatal, but certainly uncomfortable or messy. They can't always be avoided, but here are some bad combinations we've encountered:
1. Breastfeeding and teething
2. Playdough and carpet
3. Big box of crayons and really warm sunshine
4. Late nights and early mornings
5. Leftover food and really deep diaper bags
6. Babies and white shirts
7. C-sections and bikinis
8. Little tiny toys and little tiny nostrils
9. New walkers and coffee tables with sharp edges
10. Poorly-fitting diapers and big blowouts
11. Playing in the sandbox and rubbing eyes
12. Exploring spitup piles and sucking fingers
13. Socks and perfectionists
14. Pregnancy and fast toddlers
15. Long car trips and broken DVD players
16. Long car trips and nutrition
17. Halloween and nutrition
18. Icy days and fancy Christmas shoes
19. Damp bibs and closed hampers
20. Playing airplane with your mouth open and cute baby drool
4 comments:
I'm just wondering which one (or more) of these just inspired this post!!! Many of those made me laugh (or wince) out loud!
You don't seem like the bikini type to me!
This week Little Sissy shoved some small, unidentifiable green toy into Big Sissy's nose. I don't know why she let her do it, but then she started to panic when it wouldn't come out. Thankfully she was eventually able to blow it out. Thank goodness it wasn't the other way around. Little Sissy doesn't really know the difference between "snort" and "blow." The same day Little Buddy got his first tooth. Yeah for him...and ouch for me!
No, I'm not really the bikini type. There's really no chance now that I'll ever be. LOL.
these are soooo good!!!! I still haven't gotten the melted crayon wax off my car seats.
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