Sunday, February 3, 2008

You Know You're Getting Big When...

1. Someone has to tell you your shoes are untied.

2. You can keep snacks on your belly all day and save them for later.

3. You have to use an extension rod to paint your toenails.

4. People stop offering you a seat and start asking, "Are you sure that chair is sturdy enough?"

5. The health professional measuring your belly actually laughs when she measures you and says, "OMG! How big is this baby?!"

6. You have to turn sideways to give a hug.

7. You can no longer turn sideways to fit through a smaller space. Barreling forward is really the best way.

8. Your "big mama" maternity clothes don't fit any more.

9. After adjusting the seat, you can barely reach the gas pedal when you drive.

10. You have only 2 days to go. Woo hoo!

1 comment:

LissaLou said...

Can't wait to see you and Little Man on Tuesday. Ok, I really am more excited about seeing him, but that's just the aunt in me! I love you...and this Top 10 list totally made me laugh. Some day, I'll be there. We had company over on Friday night after everyone had been snowed in for a day-and-a-half. I didn't realize it until after the three other couples were at our house, but I was the only non-pregnant woman in the house! :o( See you in 2 days!