Why do they make lids for super glue? The first time you put the lid on it's stuck forever and you have to throw it away anyway.
Why do they make maternity bikini underwear? They should just make a strip of fabric that gets inserted directly into your rear and skip the part that no one sees anyway. And bikini swimwear for very large women...same idea.
Why do they sell toys on sticks at the circus? The stick should at least be shorter than the distance between seats so the children's neighbors don't become human pinatas.
Why do they make tea sets for small children made out of porcelain?
Why do they put comfort soles in high heels? There's nothing that's going to make them comfortable for long periods of time. (I know because I bought some for my wedding)
Why do they make diet, caffeine-free soda? They should just call it can-o'-carbonation.
Why do they make diet cookies? You just have to eat more of them.
Why do onesies for babies have to be pulled over their heads? As though they haven't just been through enough trauma. No wonder they cry every time. They're probably having flashbacks.
Just some things I've been thinking about lately... :)